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Fat Tony: Did you have a nice flight, Johnny Tightlips?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Fat Tony: I understand. So how is your mother?
Johnny Tightlips: Whoa, hey, who says I have a mother?

[The mobsters are getting shot at]
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny Tightlips: I see a lot of things.
Fat Tony: You know, you could be a little more helpful.

Marge: I made you your favorite dinner. All three courses dessert.
Homer: Even dessert?
Marge: Dessert is three kinds of dessert.

Kid: Hey Officer Homer how'd you get so big and strong.
Homer: Green vegetables and homework.
Kid: Aw shucks!

Bart: Look at those looters, breaking things, setting fires. They're living my dream and you won't let me join them. Please can I throw one little…
Homer: No!
Bart: What if I just burn down a…
Homer: No!
Bart: Can I at least…
Homer: No! I've caused enough trouble already by plugging in that Santa Claus. No more irresponsible behavior.
Bart: Can I have a beer.
Homer: Alright, but not the imported.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: You've got to set limits, Marge!

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