Nero's Palace
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Song Information
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"Nero's Palace" is a song by Ned as a part of The Lyrical Stylin's of Ned Flanders: A Jaunty Gent of All Genres.
Lyrics
- Her name was Amber. Or was it Ginger?
- She worked in Vegas,
- Serving coktails at Nero's Palace.
- She paid no taxes on her tips,
- And wore makeup on her lips,
- Like a floozy I once saw on "Dallas."
- My spirits sinking, I started drinking,
- I wasn't thinking...
- At the Palace! At Nero's Palace!
- I was in a nightspot in Las Vegas.
- At the Palace! At Nero's Palace!
- Dunken passion is always in fashion
- At the palace...
- Her name was Ginger. Or was it Amber?
- I awoke in Vegas,
- In a hot tub at Nero's Palace.
- I had wed a waitress,
- A cocktail waitress with a past.
- On look and I sobered up fast.
- The marriage was ill-fated, unconsummated,
- We never even dated.
- At the Palace! At Nero's Palace!
- I was in a tight spot in Las Vegas.
- I fled the Palace! Fled Nero's Palace!
- Got her out of the picture, I just had to ditch her
- At the Palace! At Nero's Palace!
