Indoors All Night

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Indoors All Night is a song sung by the new sophisticated Groundskeeper Willie under his alter ego G.K. Willington in the episode My Fair Laddy. It is a parody of the song "I Could Have Danced All Night" from the musical My Fair Lady. It also contains a brief snippet of "Tales from Vienna Woods" by Johann Strauss. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part of the thirtieth track on the album, The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Groundskeeper Willie:

If you ask me, the Royal Shakespeare Company's latest season was much ado about nothing.

(everyone laughs)

Edna Krabappel:

Ha! I get that reference and you can get me anytime you want, handsome.

Groundskeeper Willie:

I would be delighted to dine with you on the twelfth.

Lisa:

You're a smash, G.K.!

Groundskeeper Willie:

It feels so sublime. I feel like I...

Could be indoors all night,

Could use a fork and knife,

And never soil my suit.

I could be so polite,

Start not a single fight,

And still not feel like a fruit.

How very nice that there's no lice

In my hair,

And my toenails I don't bite.

Now that I've reached the stage

Where I'm not full of rage,

I could be indoors,

Indoors all night!

(applause)