Rome-Old and Juli-Eh/Quotes
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- Marge: You redid the basement!
- Bart: Whoa... feel the pile on this shag! (he starts rubbing his face on the carpet) Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, baby!
- Marge: Would you look at that paneling! I feel like I'm back in wooden times!
- Lisa: Check out this pinball machine! Chevy Chase in "Foul Play".
- Bart: Pinball, eh? I've always wanted to try this. (he starts playing the game) Wow, the graphics are amazing. That ball almost seems real!
- Accountant: Mr. Simpson, among the expenses the court deems frivolous: you throw over one thousand dollars a month into local wishing wells.
- Homer: Of course, you idiot, 'cause I'm wishing for more money.
- Accountant: Uh-huh, well, you're going to have to make some serious cutbacks to your expenses. Three subscriptions to "Vanity Fair"?
- Homer: I've got three bathrooms, don't I?
- Accountant: Five hundred dollars a month to Totalpoker.com?
- Marge: Shut up! It's an instructional website! Shut up!
- Abraham Simpson: I don't wanna leave! You promised me I could die here!
- Homer: No, no. This place is too expensive. I saw you doing a 500-piece jigsaw in there!
- Marge: Grampa's driving me crazy!
- Homer: Why are you telling me? He's your father-in-law.
- Homer: What are you doing here, Patty or Selma?
- Marge: I invited Selma here to watch Grampa watch the kids.
- Selma: For some reason, she doesn't trust him. Maybe it's the bang-up job he did of raising you.
- Homer: He was a great dad! Every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents!
- Selma: I know what you're wondering: How come a single woman with so much to offer is alone on a Saturday night?
- Grampa: I assumed you were resting up for bingo tomorrow, like me.
- Selma: (groans) My numbers don't get called much these days.
- Grampa: You're kiddin'. A sweet young thing like you?
- Selma: Wow, that's the first time anyone's ever put an adjective before calling me a thing.
- (Homer and Marge walk in on Grampa and Selma kissing)
- Homer: Aah! A bear is eating my father!
- Selma: I'm Selma!
- Homer: Aah! A talking bear is eating my father!
- Homer: Dad, do you know what you were kissing? Do you? Do you?
- Grampa: Yeah, I know who I was kissing, and I also know why. I'm a little shaky on when and where, but I got my theories!
- Bart: Now, we just have to figure out what to do with these boxes.
- Lisa: As always, I have some ideas.
- (she hands him a list)
- Bart: Hmm... (laughs) Build a fart! Ha, ha, ha, ha, I love it!
- Lisa: Fort. That's "build a fort".
- Bart: That might work, too.
- Grampa: At my age and with your drawbacks, we can't afford to miss an opportunity. Why don't we just spend time together and see where that takes us?
- Selma: Yeah, what the hell. Wanna split a basket of garlic bread?
- Grampa: Slow down, ya hussy!
