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Christmas, the New Frontier

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Christmas, the New Frontier is a lyric to The Christmas Song by Comic Book Guy and the Nerds.

Lyrics

Phasers blasting now in open fire.
Kirk is screaming at the crew.
Klingon war chants being yelled in defiance.
Tribbles are mating in my shoe.
Everybody knows that scotty always drinks too much.
Chekov's punching out sulu.
Spock's had it with this illogical mess -
Star Trek christmas..P.U.!

Appearances