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Season 22 Episode Quotes
484 "Homer Scissorhands"
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"500 Keys"
"The Ned-Liest Catch"


Clancy Wiggum: Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.

Chalmers: I oversee fourteen schools and I always find myself at yours discussing a Simpson kid.

Gil: I'm alive and you're my naked fairy god boy!

Bart: The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.

Homer: When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!

Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.

Homer: Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?


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