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	Season 22 Episode Quotes
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Smithers: I'm so happy I could hug you.

Mr. Burns: And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow.

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Homer: he will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with.

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Homer: This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.

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Smithers: He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head.

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Mr. Burns: I want to die quietly on my own term crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can.

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Mayer Quimby (about Mr. Burns): Give him what he wants. He's the only tax payer in this town.

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Marge: This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume?

Comic Book Guy: Because I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.

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Mr. Burns: I'll have 37 snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers, and the rest for my hounds.