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Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times/Quotes

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Homer: (angrily at the Rich Texan) Reeevenge!!!


Rich Texan: Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards


Homer: (while crawling through a tunnel) I wonder how long this tunnel… isssssssssssss! (falls in water and into a cage that locks up) D'oh.


Marge: Revenge never solves anything!

Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?


Bart: Ay, Carumba! (outside the story) That's the only line I get in your stupid story?

Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (laughs)


Lou: No sign of the Serpent.

Chief Wiggum: It's always work with you.


Bart: Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.


Lenny: (to Homer) Now get some sleep, you have a 9:00 AM rat helmet.

Homer: 9:00 AM?


Nelson: (to Milhouse) Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!


Milhouse: Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.


Dolph: (to Martin) You are so dead that you're alive.


Judge: I sentence you to life.

Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.

Judge: In prison!


Moe: I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.


Snake: Hand over your wallet.

Homer: You don't frighten me! (Snake shoots Homer) Or my wife! (Snake shoots Marge) Or my...

Marge: Shut up!


Bart: (crashes through the window) Party's over, Serpent.

Chief Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip


Homer: (after Lisa's story) Wow! That had what I really like in a story: an ending!


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