Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times/Quotes
Homer: (angrily at the Rich Texan) Reeevenge!!!
Rich Texan: Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards
Homer: (while crawling through a tunnel) I wonder how long this tunnel… isssssssssssss! (falls in water and into a cage that locks up) D'oh.
Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?
Bart: Ay, Carumba! (outside the story) That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (laughs)
Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
Chief Wiggum: It's always work with you.
Bart: Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.
Lenny: (to Homer) Now get some sleep, you have a 9:00 AM rat helmet.
Homer: 9:00 AM?
Nelson: (to Milhouse) Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!
Milhouse: Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.
Dolph: (to Martin) You are so dead that you're alive.
Judge: I sentence you to life.
Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.
Judge: In prison!
Moe: I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.
Snake: Hand over your wallet.
Homer: You don't frighten me! (Snake shoots Homer) Or my wife! (Snake shoots Marge) Or my...
Marge: Shut up!
Bart: (crashes through the window) Party's over, Serpent.
Chief Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip
Homer: (after Lisa's story) Wow! That had what I really like in a story: an ending!
