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Homer: "Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' (holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it) man, you better not feed the bears."

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Bart: "Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache."

Mrs. Krabappel: "Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha!"

Bart: "Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble."

Mrs. Krabappel: "Read page six of the School Charter."

Bart: "No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies."

Mrs. Krabappel: "We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake."

(Cut to Milhouse being eaten by the school snake.)

Milhouse: "Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!"

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