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Lenny: The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff.

Homer: Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!
Marge: What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?
Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.

Homer: Is this the executive office of the ball club.
Caretaker: Nope, this is the equipment shed.
Homer: Is that it?
Caretaker: That's where we keep the water heater.
Homer: Is…
Caretaker: That's a tractor.
Homer: I see.

Homer: Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?
Bart and Lisa: Meh.
Homer: But the TV gave me the impression that--
Bart: We said, "Meh."
Lisa: M-E-H. Meh.

Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!

Homer: Got a problem, Bart?
Bart: The girl at school won't go to the dance with me.
Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a girlfriend!
Bart: No I don't, that's the problem.
Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a problem!

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