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(An egg hatches and a rhino comes out)

Lisa: Rhinos don't hatch from eggs.

Homer: What did you just see, Lisa?

Lisa: I know, but . . .

Homer: What did you just see?

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Flight Attendant: Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.

(Someone hands her a note)

Flight Attendant: Excuse me. It is now called New Zanzibar.

(Someone hands her another note)

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.

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Bart: I need this candy for school…candy class.

Homer: Well okay, but get five bags in case we say four on the way home.

Lisa: My teacher said I need cupcakes…cupcakes to learn.

Homer: In the cart.

Bart: I'm out of wine…

Homer: Cart

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Agnes Skinner: And you! Start over! I want everything in one bag.

Bag Boy: Yes, ma'am.

Agnes Skinner: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.

Bag Boy: I don't think that's possible...

Agnes Skinner: What are you, the "possible police"? Just do it!