Yokel Chords/Quotes

Quotes

Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster
- Bart: And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot.
- Homer: (outside) He's lying!
- Chinese Man: Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?
- Chinese Woman: Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay.

Bart goes to therapy
- Bart: Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?
- Homer: The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk.
- Chinese Man: Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. (Puts Chinese hat on). Hello Mr. Simpson! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!.
- Chinese Woman: Where Marge? She superlady!