| Your Goose is Cooked
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Your Goose is Cooked is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Not Yet Spring Cleaning content update. It requires Golden Goose Realty to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?
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Uh, that's the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.
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I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!
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What's this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?
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*rapping* Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You've struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!
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Ha! You didn't even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you're here to say!
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This is going to be easier than I thought.
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| Task: "Make Mr. Burns Record a Rap Song". The job takes place at Golden Goose Realty and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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*rapping* So in conclusion, you'll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you'll end up losing!
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Not bad, Burns.
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Really?
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"Bad" would be an improvement!
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*honk*
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Even Goosius hates it! You're last on the charts!
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If I can't beat you spitting rhymes, I'll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!
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You've done that like a dozen times!
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It's my greatest hit!
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| Task: "Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun". The job takes place at the Sun Blocker 2, Burns Manor, or Golden Goose Realty and takes 8 hours.
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You're pathetic. Isn't that right, Goosius?
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...Goosius?
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You're right, blocking out the sun doesn't make me a better rapper.
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But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the "winter".
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Goosius can't fly on his own -- he's used to first class!
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You'll pay for this, Burns!!!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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