Incompetent Husband

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"Incompetent Husband"

Song Information Singers: Dawnn Lewis Tony Rodríguez Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Characters: Grocery store clerk Julio Franco Length: 1:23 Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music Lyrics: Christine Nangle Appearance(s): "Women in Shorts"

"Incompetent Husband" is a song performed by the grocery store clerk, Julio, Homer, Marge and other grocery store employees.

Lyrics

Grocery store clerk:

Incompetent husband,

You weak little punk.

Your selfless wife buys creams,

To soothe the rash on your junk.

Julio:

Incompetent husband,

Just be a grown man.

She didn't flinch,

When she bought you an XL bed pan.

Grocery store clerk and Julio:

You weren't even injured,

You weren't even sick,

Just too drunk to make it to the can.

All employees:

To the can, to the can,

To the can, can, can.

Homer:

Stop shaming me In front of Hans Moleman.

Grocery store clerk:

Oh, we're just getting started.

Your fungus has infections.

Your infections have the runs.

Julio:

Gassy nipples, crotch foot,

Massive hemorrhoids on your buns.

Homer:

You said they don't remember,

Or care what we buy.

Marge:

It's a little disconcerting,

But I'm glad they're on my side.

Grocery store clerk:

She gets you meds for blood pressure,

Cholesterol and gout.

Homer:

I wanna get the tampons,

But I can't figure it out.

All employees:

Yes, you can, yes, you can,

Yes, you can, can, can.

She texted you a photo of the brand.

Incompetent husband, we're so onto you.

You're only bad at doing things you don't want to do.

You can't be this stupid,

I's all just a ruse.

Homer:

Okay, okay. I'll do it. I'll buy my wife tampons.

Just tell me where they are.

All employees:

Incompetent husband, aisle two.

Behind the Laughter

"Incompetent Husband" is a parody of "Gee, Officer Krupke" from the musical West Side Story.

Appearances

• Episode – "Women in Shorts"