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Incompetent Husband

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"Incompetent Husband"
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Song Information
Singers: Dawnn Lewis
Tony Rodríguez
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Characters: Pharmacy clerk
Julio Franco
Length: 1:23
Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Christine Nangle
Appearance(s): "Women in Shorts"

"Incompetent Husband" is a song performed by the pharmacy clerk, Julio, Homer, Marge and other pharmacy employees.

Lyrics[edit]

Pharmacy clerk:
Incompetent husband,
You weak little punk.
Your selfless wife buys creams,
To soothe the rash on your junk.
Julio:
Incompetent husband,
Just be a grown man.
She didn't flinch,
When she bought you an XL bed pan.
Pharmacy clerk and Julio:
You weren't even injured,
You weren't even sick,
Just too drunk to make it to the can.
All employees:
To the can, to the can,
To the can, can, can.
Homer:
Stop shaming me In front of Hans Moleman.
Pharmacy clerk:
Oh, we're just getting started.
Your fungus has infections.
Your infections have the runs.
Julio:
Gassy nipples, crotch foot,
Massive hemorrhoids on your buns.
Homer:
You said they don't remember,
Or care what we buy.
Marge:
It's a little disconcerting,
But I'm glad they're on my side.
Pharmacy clerk:
She gets you meds for blood pressure,
Cholesterol and gout.
Homer:
I wanna get the tampons,
But I can't figure it out.
All employees:
Yes, you can, yes, you can,
Yes, you can, can, can.
She texted you a photo of the brand.
Incompetent husband, we're so onto you.
You're only bad at doing things you don't want to do.
You can't be this stupid,
I's all just a ruse.
Homer:
Okay, okay. I'll do it. I'll buy my wife tampons.
Just tell me where they are.
All employees:
Incompetent husband, aisle two.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

"Incompetent Husband" is a parody of "Gee, Officer Krupke" from the musical West Side Story.

Appearances[edit]