Too Ugly to Hug

Too Ugly to Hug is a song sung by Moe in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of Treehouse of Horror XX. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Daniel Chun.

Lyrics

Moe:

Oh, why can't no girl

Love a guy with this mug

Whose mugger declared,

"You're too ugly to hug!"?