| Mars Won
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Mars Won is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Deep Space Homer content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Science. What is it? And why is it out to kill us? We have Professor Frink with the frightening details.
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Yes Kent, an asteroid appears to be on track to hit Springfield in approximately 42,000 years.
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However there is nothing to worry about. By my calculations, human life will have been extinct for 41,999 years by then.
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So, would you say this is the doing of our Martian Insect Overlords?
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Well, it's extremely unlikely any intelligent alien life originated on Mars.
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There you have it folks! Aliens have conquered Mars, and are now attacking Earth with asteroids.
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Not on my watch! Quick, someone build a rocket launch pad and hang a 'Mission Accomplished' banner on it.
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| Task: "Place the Launch Pad".
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The launch pad is built, but will our town be saved? But first, this just in... my mouth: a bite of Springfield's first pizza baked exclusively by cats!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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If a slew of similar sci-fi movies has taught us anything, it's that the best way to deal with asteroids is atomic bombs!
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Atomic bombs, eh? I'd be glad to sell you one from my stockpile... in exchange for not being arrested for having a stockpile of atomic bombs.
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Do you have a problem if the bomb is purchased with funds earmarked for orphans?
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I prefer it!
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Umm, Mr. Burns. I'm afraid I lost the key to the atomic bomb storage slash seasonal firework emporium, but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
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| Task: "Make Homer Look for Keys". The job takes place at Homes and takes 6 seconds.
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You know, NARA is now accepting astronaut auditions if any of you gentlemen are interested.
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I used to be an astronaut, but I gave it up to pursue my dream job -- being a drunk.
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If you want to become an astronaut again, I could help. I am a trained member of the National Astronomics and Radiation Association or NARA. I could be your sports professor.
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Do you mean coach?
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Yes! That's what it's called. How about one last drink before training to celebrate?
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Sure! Moe, I'd like a keg to stay please.
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Check out the store for Astronaut Barney and other space themed decorations.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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What brave soul is going to detonate the bomb by riding on it like a cowboy?
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You do realize that you don't need to ride a bomb like a cowboy to make it go off, don't you?
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Well NOW I do.
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All we really need is an unmanned missile to hit the asteroid and destroy it.
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I'll build it! I have been looking for a new hobby.
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Really? Because you said you were all booked up when I asked you to join my "Can you build a robot that feels?" team.
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We got eighth place. The robot took it really hard.
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| Task: "Make Homer Build an Atomic Missile". The job takes place at the Rocket Launch Pad and takes 6 seconds.
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Some sort of rod shaped object was blown into space.
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My spectral analysis of the object reveals that the rod was both carbon and inanimate!
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Not the Inanimate Carbon Rod! He's a hero!
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I was named after him.
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I learned about how he and Jesus walked on the moon in science class.
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I was able to connect to the Hoyvin Glaven satellite and saw the rod peacefully convince the asteroid to move out of the way of Springfield.
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If I was twenty years younger and it was legal to marry inanimate objects, I'd marry that rod.
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How's a Moe like this supposed to compete with a rod like that? Might as well give up and let myself go.
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Annnnd... done.
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In honor of the rod, I proudly announce that without any proper procedure or legislative oversight, Springfield will start a space program led by Professor Frink!
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I'll be following the NARA certification process to a 'T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.
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Get official NARA approval for your space program by earning NARA certification stars.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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