| Old Gray Marriage
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Old Gray Marriage is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 57 content update. It unlocks the Old Jewish Man and Overpass Diner.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Happy Birthday, Dad!
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Another year has passed? Hot diggity! Take that, Death, my team of doctors, that fortune teller, and all sense of reason!
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And to celebrate we're taking you someplace special.
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Last time you said that you took me to the Retirement Castle. And the time before that, you mugged me and left me in the woods.
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I left you in the woods and THEN you got mugged. But this time, we're really taking you out for real. With all that money we got from mugging you.
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So where are we going? The Gilded Truffle? El Chemistri?
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Even better - a greasy roadside diner! Wait, did I say better? I meant much worse.
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Task: "Build the Overpass Diner". It takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Simpsons Family Dine at the Overpass Diner" (x5). The jobs take place at the Overpass Diner and take 60 minutes.
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| New Character: Old Jewish Man
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Look dad, it's your friend... the crazy old guy.
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Who? Jasper Beardly? Hans Moleman?
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No, the other one. The one who isn't quite important enough to warrant having a name.
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Why! I haven't seen you around for ages. I assumed you died!
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Technically I did... several times! But it takes more than a couple strokes to stop Ol' What's-My-Name!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Characters that can do the task are: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Grampa.
| After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
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I have to admit I've been lonely ever since my wife passed on. Sometimes I just walk around in her heels and pearls.
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To keep her memory alive?
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Sure, let's go with that.
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Why don't you move in with me? It'll cure your loneliness, and I'll have someone to wake me from my night terrors.
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Good idea! Us old fogeys gotta stick together -- we're a dying breed you know!
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| Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
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So Dad, for the rest of your birthday I thought I'd take you to the movies. Or just go to the movies myself using your senior discount and let you sit in the car.
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No can do, sonny, I've got plans tonight.
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Yeah, Abe and I are going to the drive-in. We'll see a movie AND sit in a parked car.
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We're a regular Odd Couple. He's the old, deaf one with a bad memory.
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And which are you?
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Huh? What are you talking about?
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I've got a pill to help rememberin'! And a pill to help spice things up in the bedroom! And a pill to help find the bedroom!
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| Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Sort Through Pills". The job takes 8 hours.
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This one's to keep my heart working. This one's to keep my liver functioning. These just keep me alive. Where are all my fun pills?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
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I can't find my Jammitin pills! Now I'll never be able to hold hands with a woman while sitting in separate outdoor bathtubs.
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Keep your filthy fantasies to yourself! And even if you find your pills, where will you find a woman?
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Hey! I've got women following me around everywhere! Helping me in and out of chairs, wearing white, giving me pudding.
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Those are nurses, you idiot! And most of them are men.
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Oy, I miss having a wife -- the conversation, the living together, the helping me out of bed at night to pee.
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I do all those things.
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And then there's the tax break.
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Well, we don't have that... but maybe we could. You and I could get married!
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What?! You mean like a gay marriage?
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Why not! Gay guys have been fakin' straight marriages since the New Deal! We could be straight guys in a gay marriage!
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Task: "Build Shotgun Pete's".
Task: "Make Grampa Get Gay Married to Old Jewish Man". The job takes place at Shotgun Pete's and takes 12 hours.
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My dad's marrying a man? On the one hand I should be sad because my entire childhood has been a lie.
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But on the other hand, weddings mean cake!
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I'm fine with gay marriage, but OLD gay marriage? Yuck.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
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Now that we're married, I suppose one of us should be the breadwinner.
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I'm banned from the Lucky Loaves bakery/casino since they caught me counting breadsticks, so it'll have to be you.
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I guess I can dust off my old vaudeville act.
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Probably should update a few references – how old's the Lindbergh baby these days?
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I'll be waiting here for when you come back! Gosh, it's nice to have someone to wait for other than death!
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Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Drop Pants for Change". The job takes place at the Overpass Diner and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Grampa Sit in the Kitchen". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours.
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| Message
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Old Jewish Man can now perform his act on the Open Air Stage.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
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These kids today are mean. The crowd pelted me with organic tomatoes. So plump and juicy, they really splat when they hit your face.
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Well, did you bring any home? We're on a fixed income.
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No but I did get the hot volunteer's phone number. She's getting slip bars installed in her hot tub.
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What! I'm starting to think you aren't taking this sham marriage seriously!
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I can't live like this! I'm going to say something I never thought I'd say – I want a divorce cobunkulous.
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Oy, I think that last bit might have been a stroke.
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| Task: "Make Grampa and Old Jewish Man Get Divorced". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 24 hours.
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Single and ready to...
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Old Jewish Man's exclamation mark
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Abe! It's been forever! How's life been treating you?
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Can't complain! Except that I've been a little lonely. And I have what the doctors are calling super shingles.
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I'm lonely myself. Got out of a relationship recently, I think.
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Maybe we should move in together.
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Or better yet, let's get married! The tax breaks would be a real boon.
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What a great idea! I can't believe I've never thought of it before. Those savings will help pay for these bills I've been getting from a divorce lawyer.
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| Task: "Make Old Jewish Man Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 24 hours.
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Does this sham marriage need a sham mistress?
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| Message
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Take a look at the Community Center and find out what Jasper wants. Complete his quests to find out!
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| Quest reward: 15,000 and 500
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