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Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss
Adjuster: Just one more question before I approve the case. The place Moe's, is it a business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.

Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blonde model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car

Homer: Do you come with the car?
Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car
Man: Do you come with the car?
Model: Te-he-he-he! You!

Homer: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!
Lisa: Dad, that’s not the real Batman.
Adam West: Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.
Bart: Who the hell is Robin?
Adam West: I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (starts dancing)
Homer: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…