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Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss
Adjuster: Just one more question before I approve the case. The place Moe's, what type of business is it?
Homer's Brain: Oh no! Do not tell him it is a bar. He will think you caused the accident as a result of drunk driving!
Homer: It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh heh. Good one!

Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blonde model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car

Homer: Do you come with the car?
Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car
Man: Do you come with the car?
Model: Te-he-he-he! You!