| Monetization Liberation
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Monetization Liberation is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th of July 2015 content update. It unlocked Kang.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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It's the 4th of July! Time to grab my secret stash of illegal fireworks from their hiding place!
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You kept a box of fireworks hidden behind the basement furnace?
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Yes, but, see, I put this this heavy can of gasoline on top of the box, so that if any ka-booms happened, the explodey parts wouldn't be able to get out. Safe!
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You're a nuclear safety engineer, right?
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...*Long Pause*
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Yes.
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You had to think about that a long time.
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I did. Anyway, time to "inspect" some of these little guys in the backyard! Ka-boom!
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| Task: "Make Homer "Safety Inspect" Fireworks". The job takes 4 hours.
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You're not really "inspecting" those fireworks so much as you are "lighting them with a match held in your teeth."
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That's how the pros do it.
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Anyway, the only way to properly test fireworks is to set off so many the sky shines like a beacon!
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...a beacon that is easily noticeable by any Class IX Rigellian Battle Cruisers that happen to be passing through your pathetic solar system!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Kodos!
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It's Kang! Not all Rigellians look alike, you know. That's super-insulting. Super-duper-times-infinity insulting, oh tiny human intellect!
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Sorry. Kind of sensitive about that, aren't you?
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Silence! *Long Pause* Please.
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Just because your vile species is about to be death-rayed out of existence, that's no reason for me to be rude. So, please be silent, you insignificant worm.
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You're going to destroy our planet? Why?
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That series of explosions you just sent up is Intergalactic Signal Light Morse Code for "please obliterate my irrelevant planet immediately."
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We take it back! Dad, tell the nice alien we take it back!
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Dad?
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Task: "Make Lisa Try to Solve the Latest Crisis". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Play Happy Little Elves". The job takes 4 hours.
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| New Character: Kang
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Dad!
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Huh? Oh, sorry, sweetie. I was just playing the "Happy Little Elves" game on my phone. It's super-addictive.
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I know, right? So good...
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I didn't realize aliens played it too!
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It just came out in the Palm O.S. app store two days ago. For some reason, we always get stuff late.
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Uh, maybe because nobody still uses Palm phones.
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All on Rigel use Palm! Palm is the superior form of mobile telephony! All hail Palm!
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Now I must use my Palm to program in the coordinates for the death ray strike! Prepare to perish!
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| Task: "Make Kang Activate the Death Ray". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Okay, Kang. Time to program that death ray. Work, work, work.
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Hmm... maybe just a few minutes with the Happy Little Elves game first. Just a quick visit to my town. Then, I'll get some serious work done.
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Look at Kang's town! He's been playing just two days, and it's already way cooler than mine!
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He must be spending a fortune! And spending lots of money to rush builds is a form of cheating.
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Er, but not when you do it, Sky Finger. Go on splashing that cash.
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| Task: "Make Homer Trash Talk a Fellow Gamer". The job takes 12 hours.
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What's this? A message from a fellow Happy Little Elves player?
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Wow. That is... a whole lot of misspelled profanity.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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How dare you question my spending habits, human spendthrift! Now I will program my death ray to wipe your kind from the galaxy!
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Weren't you supposed to do that hours ago?
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I know! But this holiday event demands the constant attention of my vastly superior intelligence! Blast these mobile games!
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Hey! If we're elf-friends we can gift each other berries to get through the event faster! I can't seem to buy them anymore.
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I had to put the parental locks on. You kept maxing out the credit cards!
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| Task: "Make Homer Friend Request Kang". The job takes 2 hours.
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Look, Lisa! Kang friended me! You remember Kang, right?
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Big green guy? About to murder you and everyone you love?
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Great glayvin! If Kang friended Homer, there may be a way to use the connection to hack into the Rigellian Master Computer!
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You mean, like they did in "Independence Day?" Wasn't that the dumbest plot point in an already-dumb movie?
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It certainly was! I hope it works as implausibly for us as it did for them!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Good news! I have cloned Homer's account to every mobile device in Springfield! And loaded them all with elf berries.
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If we all spam Kang's phone with elf berries, we can crash the alien computer network!
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Quick, everyone! Execute this idiotic plan that was devised by lazy writers who have absolutely no clue how computers work!
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Their unwillingness to come up with a more believable twist to this story may just save us all!
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Send Kang Elf Berries" (x10). The jobs take place at a Brown House and take 4 hours.
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What's this? An influx of elf berries!
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I'll use them to buy more gold, usurious exchange rate be damned!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Great Krandor's tentacles! The influx of elf berries has overloaded my entire system! Not that that makes any sense whatsoever!
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Look, Kang's UFO is falling from the sky!
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Woo-hoo! We did it!
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Now to do the only thing Americans still do well: channel all our rage at illegal aliens.
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Hold on, now. There's some paperwork involved in kicking aliens out of the country. Shouldn't require more than fifteen years or so.
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Foolish humans! It was my plan all along to get trapped here by your painfully slow bureaucracy.
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Also, I'm going to take all your jobs! We Rigellians work cheap!
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And with all these elf berries, I shall dominate your Happy Little Elf leaderboards for all time!!!!
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| Task: "Make Kang 8-Hour Evil Laugh". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Message
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For saving Springfield, have a Patriotic Box of Fireworks on the house.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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