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Kirk Van Gogh

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Kirk Van Gogh
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 37
Update: Easter 2015
Requirement(s): Easter Island God
Required characters: Kirk
Previous quest(s): The Godhead

Kirk Van Gogh is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Easter 2015 content update. It requires the Easter Island God to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark
Kirk It's not every day that I get a job offer from a real god! Or a job offer.
Kirk What's my job title gonna be? High Priest? Bishop? I'll even take a simple, non-sarcastic Father.
Easter Island God - Happy HA! You? A Father?! Don't make me laugh.
Kirk - Sad ...I do have a son.
Easter Island God - Annoyed This being Lord thing hasn't been as lucrative as I hoped.
Easter Island God - Happy So I'm going with my fallback career — Slum Lord. I need you to be my rental agent.
Kirk Convincing desperate people to make bad decisions is something I do everyday!
Kirk - Sad Well, not so much people as person. And that person is me.
Task: "Make Kirk Advertise Slums". The job takes 12 hour.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10