Jellyfish

Jellyfish is a song from the episode A Star is Born Again. The music is by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Brian Kelley. It is the fifteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Singer:

Jellyfish

Along you came,

And right away I'm stung.

Sweet words I long to whisper

But you paralyzed my tongue.

Marge:

Oh, what a magical evening. The moonlight, the music, the water—

Homer:

Enough talk! Dip me, my love! Lower. Lower! Lower!

Seymour Skinner:

Mmm, this is as romantic as the night I proposed.

Edna Krabappel:

Maybe we can have this band play at our wedding.

Seymour Skinner:

I was kinda hoping we could use this audio cassette.

Edna Krabappel:

Seymour, we've got to have a band!

Seymour Skinner:

Fine, but no cake.

Chief Wiggum:

Sarah, you're as lovely as the day I first arrested you. You know I planted that crystal meth just to meet you. I was so shy.

Ned Flanders:

(sighs) Well, Sea Captain, looks like you and I are sailing solo tonight.

The Sea Captain:

Arrgh you hitting on me? Cuz I don't do dat...on land.

Ned Flanders:

Well, guess I might as well be headin' back to my store. Have a date with some twins: State and Federal Tax Forms.

Marge:

Poor Ned. This is his first Jellyfish Festival alone.

Homer:

I know and it doesn't get any easier from here. There's the Tongue-Kissing Festival, Cinco de Ocho, the Hobo Oscars, days just made for lovers. Not widowers...lovers.

End credits version

This version is not on the album.

Singer:

Jellyfish,

I held you close

And told you I love you.

But then the ocean took you back,

And now I just hold goo.

Jellyfish...