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Thanksgiving Intro

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Thanksgiving Intro
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Thanksgiving 2013
Requirement(s): myPad
Next quest(s): Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 1

Thanksgiving Intro is a temporary quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Thanksgiving 2013 content update.

Dialogue

When the player logs into their game
Homer What's this weird paper stuff in the mailbox?
Lisa It's called "mail."
Homer You mean they invented a paper version of electronic mail? Science is amazing! Ooh! A big "mail"! Maybe it's full of more "paper".
Lisa - Angry It's a Sacagawea costume I ordered. I saved up all my Sacagawea dollars to pay for it.
Homer Honey, the dollar doesn't have Sacawhoever on it. It has George Washington, the inventor of money.
Lisa I wanted to dress up as Sacagawea to celebrate the rich cultural history of Thanksgiving.
Homer A white girl dressing up like a native American? I don't know, that sounds a little racist to me.
Lisa - Angry Just give me the costume.
Message You'll find a new costume for Lisa in your inventory!
Homer That costume looks great on you Lisa. You're the cutest racist I've ever seen!
Sacagawea Lisa - Angry Stop calling me that!
Homer If I walked around pretending to be W.E.B. Dubois, whoever that is, you'd call ME racist.
Sacagawea Lisa That's true... but... because... cultural... something... I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON THIS COSTUME!!
Homer Wampum, sweetie. You spent all your wampum on this costume.