User:TheUnderfaker

<choose> <option>====Homer: Glowsticks, get your angel glowsticks! No one gets into Heaven without a glowstick. Flanders: I'll take four!====</option> <option>====Homer: Marge, it's uterus, not uter–you.====</option> <option>====Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just got finished lying. But NOT…WHEN I'M TELLING…THE TRUTH!====</option> <option>===="You don't have to be crazy to be committed here, but it helps." — Sign on the wall of the New Bedlam Insane Asylum====</option> <option>===="Today, our town lost what remains of its fragile civility, drowned in a sea of low–fat pudding. We are a town of lowbrows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. Thirty-two bars, but no alternative theater. Thirteen stores that begin with 'Le Sex.' I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod. We can better ourselves!" — Lisa Simpson====</option> <option>====Homer: Come 'ere, boy, I wanna show you something. Bart: What's that? A homemade bat? Homer: It's something very special: a homemade bat.====</option> </choose> Another quote    Homer   "Lisa the Skeptic"       "The Boys of Bummer" 100px This user is Project Leader of Project Locations. The Silver Homer Award This user was awarded the Silver Homer Award for August, 2010!