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Down Home Doctorin' Time, with Dr. Julius Hibbert/Quotes

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Candice: Oh, my! So glad to see you! Welcome to Springfield Hospital, the friendliest hospital in the state! Why not get comfortable? The doctor will see you in just a jot!

Dr. Hibbert: Simply apply a generous coating of this ointment directly to the facial area nine times a day, and you'll be fightin' off the ladies in no time!
Squeaky-voiced teen: Ladies? Hot dog!
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, I'm afraid your hot dog days are over, son! The volatile nature of this ointment makes it deadly for you to ingest meat products. In fact, solid foods are pretty much bye-bye for the next decade or so. Here, have a lolly. For a special treat once a day, you can smell the wrapper!

Candice: Dr. Hibbert! Come quickly! Someone's touching your novelty golf-ball-shaped coffee mug!
Dr. Hibbert: Good lord, no!

Candi: Oh... my. So... glad... to see you. Welcome... to Springfield Hospital, the hottest hospital in the state! Oooh! Ooooh... Why not get... comfortable? The doctor will see you in just a jot... oooooh!

Dr. Hibbert: Good lord! There's a celebrity in trouble! Come on, special cameo doctor Howie Mandel! There's no time to lose!
Howie Mandel: Is this funny? The thing with the glove? Am I funny? Look, it's a glove. On my head! It's a complete mix-up!