Ralph Wiggum

For the character, see Ralph Wiggum.

Ralph Wiggum

Title card

Song Information

Singers:	The Bloodhound Gang
Length:	2:52
Writer(s):	Jimmy Pop, Richard Appel, David X. Cohen, John Frink, Allen Glazier, Dan Greaney, Al Jean, Brian Kelley, Tim Long, Tom Martin, Ian Maxtone-Graham, George Meyer, Jane C. O'Brien, Bill Oakley, Don Payne, Jim Reardon, Joshua Sternin, John Swartzwelder, Jeffrey Ventimilia & Josh Weinstein
Album:	Hefty Fine

"Ralph Wiggum" is a song by the band The Bloodhound Gang. It was written in 2005 and is made up almost entirely of quotes from Ralph Wiggum. Only the chorus, "Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart", is not a quote by Ralph but by Chief Wiggum in "Homer's Enemy" and the line "Yvan eht nioj", which is from "New Kids on the Blecch".

Ralph Wiggum was on the album Hefty Fine. It was singled out as a positive of the album, which received mainly negative views.

Lyrics[edit]

I'm going to Africa^[1]

Yes, Ma'am, I'm a brick

Was President Lincoln ok?

Mitten.

There's a dog in the vent^[2]

Chicken necks?^[3]

I pick Ken Griffey Junior^[4]

I fell out two times^[5]

I'm pedalling backwards

This snowflake tastes like fishsticks^[6]

We're a totem pole^[7]

Dying tickles^[8]

I heard a Frankenstein lives there

She's touching my special area

Go banana!

Ralphie, (Ralphie,)

Get off, (Get off,)

The stage, (The stage,)

Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)^[9]

Oh say can you rock!?^[10]

I'm a pop sensation!^[10]

I'm a pop sensation!

Salmon gutter!?

I'm Idaho

You smell like dead bunnies

That's where I saw the leprechaun^[11]

Fun toys are fun.^[12]

Chocolate microscopes

You're not it

That is so nineteen-ninety-one

I bit my tongue!

Ralphie, (Ralphie,)

Get off, (Get off,)

The stage, (The stage,)

Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)

Oh say can you rock!?

I'm a pop sensation!

Yvan eht Nioj^[10]

Yvan eht Nioj

My sash says Ultraman!

Episodes[edit]

External links[edit]

Ralph Wiggum at Wikipedia

[.5B.5BA_Star_Is_Born_Again.5D.5D-1] "A Star Is Born Again"

[.5B.5BSweet_Seymour_Skinner.27s_Baadasssss_Song.5D.5D-2] "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"

[.5B.5BRadioactive_Man.5D.5D-3] "Radioactive Man"

[.5B.5BHomer_at_the_Bat.5D.5D-4] "Homer at the Bat"

[.5B.5BBart_to_the_Future.5D.5D-5] "Bart to the Future"

[.5B.5BLard_of_the_Dance.5D.5D-6] "Lard of the Dance"

[.5B.5BBye.2C_Bye.2C_Nerdie.5D.5D-7] "Bye, Bye, Nerdie"

[.5B.5BTreehouse_of_Horror_XII.5D.5D-8] "Treehouse of Horror XII"

[.5B.5BHomer.27s_Enemy.5D.5D-9] "Homer's Enemy"

[.5B.5BNew_Kids_on_the_Blecch.5D.5D-10] 10.0 ^10.1 ^10.2 "New Kids on the Blecch"

[.5B.5BThis_Little_Wiggy.5D.5D-11] "This Little Wiggy"

[.5B.5BGrift_of_the_Magi.5D.5D-12] "Grift of the Magi"

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