Lard of the Dance/Quotes
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- (Homer, complaining that Apu cleaned the hot-dog machine)
- Homer: Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.
- Homer: This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
- Homer: I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
- Nelson: Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!
- (Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)
- Ralph: Aaahh!
- Nelson: Ha-ha!!
- Homer: Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
- (Bart and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)
- Homer': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
- (Bart looks at Homer)
- Bart: Dad, he's not stupid.
- Homer: ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!
- (Willie grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)
- Willie: Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
- (looks at his fists)
- ...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!
- (Willie starts to beat Homer)
- Homer: Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
- Willie: Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!
- Alex Whitney: Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
- Lisa: What's DMY?
- Alex: Don't mess yourself.
- Lisa: Eeew!
- Alex: Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.
- Alex: Ooh, which one is the evil one?
