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And Maggie Makes Three/Quotes

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Revision as of 03:20, August 24, 2010 by Solar Dragon (talk) (Reverted edits by Ironstar (talk | block) to last version by Ldude893)


(Homer places Mr. Burns in a headlock and is parading him around the plant. He is playing the drums on Mr. Burns' head.)
Lenny: "Way to go, Homer!"
Charlie: "Isn't Burns going to get mad that we are not coming to his aid?"
Carl: "Nah, let Homer have his fun. Besides, he has got a good beat!"
Mr. Burns: "I ought to be defending myself, but I am paralyzed with rage...and soothing island rhythms."

:(Springfield Hospital. Marge is in labor with her third child. Homer is not bothering to hide his sarcasm)
Homer: (sarcastic tone) "Oh wow, here it comes. It is magical, it is wonderful. Another mouth."
Dr Hibbert: "One more push should do it."
Homer: "Marvelous."
(A baby cries once, then again)
Hibbert: "Congratulations, Mr. Simpson: you have a beautiful, healthy baby."
Homer: "OK. "(makes thumbs up sign)
Maggie grabs the thumb with her tiny hand
Homer: Huh?
Marge: Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello".
Homer: "Hello. Aww, it's a boy... and what a boy!"
Hibbert: "Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl."
Homer: "A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl. Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world."
Marge: (sighs)
Homer: "Come on, Marge, show a little enthusiasm."
(They kiss; Maggie shapes her lips like a kiss, then grabs a pacifier and sucks it)
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