Springfield Babies/Quotes
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- Marge: The atmosphere here is a bit austere, don't you think?
- Photographer: Trust me, Mrs. Simpson. I've been taking baby pictures in Springfield for almost 40 years. I have taken the photo of nearly every child in Springfield, and then, I can see what the future has in store for them.
- Marge: Because a child's innocent eye's can show you their soul?
- Photographer: No! I was cursed with "the sight!" When I look at these photos, I see a forseshawdowing of their lives to come. The parents laughed at me. They all laughed. But I saw.. and I wrote it all down in this book!
- Picture of Homer: I sense an immense hunger in this child... one that will never be satisfied. The words "sofa" and "Moe's" also come to me, but I don't know what they mean.
- Picture of Comic Book Guy: I foresee many unused toys still in their original packaging, also many arguments about someone named "Greedo" and whether or not he shot first.
- Picture of Waylon Smithers: I see fire... flames... and inferno... and ultimately... Burns!
- Picture of Gil: I can't see his future. As far as my powers are concerned, he doesn't have one.
- Marge: Come on, Maggie. Let's go find another less prophetic photographer.
- Photographer: You can't shield her from destiny! Heed my warnings!
- Picture of Maggie: Springfield's finest citizen. Founder of multiple charities. Influential speaker. Presidential candidate. Gives good hugs.
