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Treehouse of Horror III/Quotes

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Dial "Z" for Zombies

[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies. They head out to the family sedan to get there]
Ned Flanders: [incarnated into a zombie] "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a might peekish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"
[Homer shots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp]
Bart: "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
Homer: "He was a zombie?"

Clown Without Pity

Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.

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