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	Season 3 Episode Quotes
← 054 "Dog of Death"	055 "Colonel Homer"	"Black Widower" 056 →

Homer has tracked down Lurleen and is trying to get her to cut an album

Homer: Lurleen, we have got to get your voice on record!

Lurleen: OK Homer, but I should tell you, no man has ever helped me out Lurleen puts her arms behind her back and thrusts out her breasts without wanting something in return.

Homer: Gosh Lurleen. I was going to ask for a glass of water but I feel so guilty now!

Lurleen laughs as Homer did not get her sexual reference and is being honest in his efforts to aid her musical career

Lurleen: Oh Homer! You are just a big sack of sugar!

Homer: Hey! Oh, wait, sugar! No, that is fine!

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Homer: They don't call me Colonel Homer because I am some dumb ass Army guy!