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Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes

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Quotes

Mr. Burns and Smithers are watching Homer wolf down donuts on a closed-circuit TV

Montgomery Burns: Look at him, Smithers. Eating donuts! Keep eating, soon enough you will get to the poison donut!

Waylon Smithers: Uh, sir...

Mr. Burns: Well? There is a poison donut, is there not?

Mr. Smithers: No sir, I removed it.

Mr. Burns: Why did you do that?!

Mr. Smither: I discussed the concept of a poison donut with the company lawyers, and they were all in agreement that that is considered murder.

Mr. Burns: Curse their oily hides!

Marge: "Hello? Oh my Lord!"

(Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys)

Marge: "I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!"

(Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence)

Patty: "Oh my God."

Selma: "What?"

Patty: "5 cents off wax paper!"

(Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress)

Krusty: Hi there! Hoo hoo ha ha!

Homer is shocked by Krusty's sudden stunt.

Homer: GARH! Heart!

Krusty: Oh, sorry about that!

Krusty unbuttons shirt to show his pacemaker scars.

Krusty: I am in the Zipper Club myself. I am doing hospital routines as part of my community service for that "glug glug, vroom vroom" stunt of mine..

Homer: Krusty, you look healthy. Why did you have myocardial infarction?

Krusty: Well, I got news for you, pal. Krusty does a close-up of his face. This ain't makeup!

Barney: "Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?"

Homer: "Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!"

Barney: "Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?"

Moe: "For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer."

Homer: "Thanks a lot, Moe!"

(Homer begins drinking)

Moe: "Homer, that is not free, you know."

Patty: "Marge, say hello to Andre!"

Marge (enraged): "My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!"

Patty (curt): "Oh sorry, hope he recovers."