Lisa's First Word/Quotes

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Quotes

Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born as an heirloom.

Newspaper headline: HART TO MONDALE, "WHERE'S THE BEEF"?

Lisa: I don't get it.

Homer{chuckling}: Where's the beef? No wonder why Mondale picked up Minnesota!

Homer: You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. (puts Maggie in her crib) I hope you never say a word.

Maggie: Daddy.

Baby Lisa: Bart!

2 year old Bart: What did you say?

Baby Lisa: Bart?

Bart: Suffering succatash! You can talk! (goes downstairs) Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis.

Baby Lisa: Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart.

Bart: I'm her first word!

Marge: Well I'm not suprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon.

Bart: Wow! Lisa. Can you say "Mommy"?

Baby Lisa: Mommy.

Bart: Can you say "David Hasslehoff"?

Baby Lisa: Dabid Hasslehoff. (chuckle)

Homer: Can you say "Daddy"?

Baby Lisa: Homer.

Homer: No sweetie. "Daddy".

Baby Lisa: (pause) Homer.

Homer: D'oh!