El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: [After being reminded of his drunken behavior at last year's Springfield Chili Cook-Off] "Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you remember it!"

[Homer interrupts Marge while she's looking at Lenny's crafts booth.]

Homer: "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!"

Marge: "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face."

Homer: "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun."

Smithers: "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?"

Marge: "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?"

Smithers: "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk."

Chief Wiggum: "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!"

[His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several Guatemalan Insanity Peppers while a shocked crowd watches.]

Mayor Quimby: "Good Lord, this can't be happening!"

Dr. Hibbert: "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears."

Krusty: "His ears if we're lucky!"

Homer: [hallucinating] "I hope I didn't brain my damage."

Coyote: "There is a lesson you must learn."

Homer: "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you."

[In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]

Homer: "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... [apprehensively] uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [now speaking very quickly] I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!"

[Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]

Bart: [looking out window and seeing silhouette] "Hey, look! Is that Dad?"

Lisa: "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!"

[In the lighthouse, Marge catches up to Homer and they patch up their differences.]

Homer: "Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because ..."

Marge: [completing Homer's sentence] "We had a fight?"

Homer: "Right, and we don't like the same things. It's like you're from Venus ..."

Marge: "And you're from Mars."

Homer: "Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters."

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