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Have Bodybag, Will Travel!

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Have Bodybag, Will Travel!
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Comic Story information
Released: December 2014
Comic series: Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders
Pages: 14
Written by: Nathan Kane


Have Bodybag, Will Travel! is a Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders story first printed in McBain #1.

Plot

McBain is in a jungle with his team and they are attacked by Cybertronic orangutans. McBain is disappointed after Perkins told him that their intel had given him the information that it would be a cyber pumas. He aborts the mission but his team tells him to save himself, which he does before a dynamite explodes. McBain wakes up and it turns out to have been a dream from his past. McBain is at the police station, where he meets Perkins who has received death threats from Dr. Malevolent, and he hires McBain to be his daughter's bodyguard. McBain does not like the idea but he realizes that he has no choice.

McBain is at the mall with Perkins' daughter who is taking selfies when McBain gets a feeling that something is wrong and a window breaks. Two angry robot dogs jump through the broken window. McBain shoot down a billboard, which lands on the robots and stops them. McBain flees with the daughter but she steps on a trap and they both get an electric shock and are captured by Dr. Malevolent, who takes them to his lab.

McBain wakes up and Malevolent lets him meet McBrain, a being that was created from McBain's DNA. McBain fights against McBrain, who uses a laser, and McBain loses the fight and dies. McBain wakes up in Hell where he is rescued by his old team from the jungle who then sends him back life. Malevolent is shocked that McBain is back alive and McBrain starts shooting his laser at him again. The first laser bounces back after it hits the daughter's smartphone and McBrain gets knocked out. McBain then knocks out Dr. Malevolent. Perkins shows up and it turns out that his daughter is really Agent Milano and she was working undercover. McBain then trained McBrain to become a police officer.

Reprints

Comic issue Release date Country
Simpsons Comics #6 January 18, 2018 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png
Simpsons Comics Colossal Compendium: Volume Six July 3, 2018 Flag of the United States.png


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