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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Holiday Whodunnit content update/No Business Like Snow Business Gameplay

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No Business Like Snow Business[edit]

No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on December 17th:
Marge Now what do we do? We have no evidence, and no suspects.
Wiggum I have one. *furrows brow* Mr. Snake Jailbird.
Lisa You're just profiling him for all his crimes in the past...
Wiggum What about...Hank Scorpio?
Lisa I don't know, he's on the run in Belize. Plus, he's a crypto billionaire now — why would he do this?
Wiggum Fat Tony?
Lisa Fat Tony loves all things Christmas. He hands out turkeys from his trucks. It's his favorite holiday.
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png Well, while we think of other people to point fingers at, I could go for a bite to eat.
Lisa I know of a few good vegetarian places.
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png How about Krusty Burger? I'm in the mood for a nice beefy burger.
Lisa You...eat meat?
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png Living off chlorophyll sucks — it doesn't even scratch the surface of the food pyramid. I mean, what category would you put "sun" in anyway?
Lisa You're a weird tree, Herb.
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png So, burgers?
Lisa Sure, they have a good meatless burger now!
Marge Let's do it!
Task: Collect Magnifying Glasses [x150]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
Task: Make Lisa Go to Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
If the user has Herb Tannenbaum: Task: Make Herb Tannenbaum Go to Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Go to Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Krusty Get those decorations up! I need Krusty Burger decked out in full Christmas style!
Lisa Krusty, aren't you Jewish?
Krusty Christmas decorations are how you make money. Take a business class, kid.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Excuse me, are you the little girl who's investigating the attack on Santa?
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png Am I invisible? Does no one see me here?
Lisa Yes, that's me. I'm Lisa Simpson.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Excellent, you stand right there while I film some B-roll.
Marge Why are you filming my daughter? Don't we need to sign something first?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Are you the mother?
Marge Well, yes.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Even better! A mother-daughter crime-solving duo! That's perfect!
Lisa Perfect for what?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png My true crime TV show!
Lisa Whoa...that's so cool! Did your show start out as a podcast?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png It's the only way to get on TV these days.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 2[edit]

After completing No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png So, welcome to my true crime show I'm making about this whole Santa attack mystery. It's like the movies I make for Heartmark but not romantic and cheesy, and much more gruesome.
Marge Oh, you work for Heartmark? That's my favorite channel!
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png I should introduce myself. Mary Tannenbaum: Heartmark Senior Vice President of Romantic Mystery Content and Executive of the Pumpkin Spice Murder Division.
Marge Oh, well I'm Marge. Senior...mother of three beautiful children.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Three children? You look incredible!
Lisa So, you're making a true crime show?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png That's the plan. And you and your mother would be a large part of my vision. You could help piece together the clues, film reenactments...
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png I'll just need you to sign this five hundred and twenty-four page stack of standard release forms.
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png And what part will I play in your film, as someone who was also attacked alongside Santa?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Probably insignificant. It's obvious Santa was the main target. And our focus groups don't respond well to sentient arboreal beings in lead roles.
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png Really?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png It's been heavily researched.
Lisa Well, our primary suspect's alibi just checked out, so I was thinking we'd head up to Mt. Useful to interview suspects taking part in the sleigh race. Just by racing in the race shows clear motive.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Can I tag along if you don't mind?
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png Do I at least get a Producer credit?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Nope.
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png What about a "special thanks"?!
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Have your people talk to my people.
Task: Collect Magnifying Glasses [x150]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
Task: Make Marge Read the Contract (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Dream of Stardom (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
If the user has Herb Tannenbaum: Task: Make Herb Tannenbaum Negotiate a "Special Thanks" Credit (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
If the user has Mary Tannenbaum: Task: Make Mary Tannenbaum Film B-Roll (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png I want you guys to listen to my crime podcast called "He Probably Did it but Not Sure Yet" to get a sense of how the show will work.
Marge Sure! I love crime podcasts!
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Well, I'm doing a little meet-and-greet with other crime podcasters to announce our new show.
Marge Oooh, I've always wanted to go to a fancy convention. Can I wear a nice dress?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Of course. See you there.
Lisa This is so exciting, Watson.
Marge Can't we just drop the Sherlock stuff since we're about to both become crime TV sensations?
Tapped Out Beatrice Icon.png Hey! Someone stole my salad and I wasn't finished with it!
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Quick! Start recording! A theft at a crime podcast convention! This is perfect!
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png How did you feel when you first noticed your salad was stolen? And had the salad been dressed?
Tapped Out Beatrice Icon.png I had just added the dressing before it was taken.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png A cold night in December, a missing plate, an empty seat... I'm going to title this podcast "Gone, Bibb-y, Gone" or "Kaleknapped: The Story of the Missing Salad".
Lisa What about "The Golden State Kale-r"?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 3[edit]

After completing No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 2:
Krusty Whaddya want, kid? I'm off the clock. Autographs are twenty bucks. And no, I will not draw something on you so you can get it tattooed...unless you pay me sixty bucks.
Lisa I just wanted to ask you about your whereabouts on the night Santa was attacked.
Krusty Whoa, you trying to jam Krusty up on camera? Get that thing outta my face!
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png *filming* We're just making a film about the attack on Santa. *pushes in close* If you're innocent then you have nothing to worry about.
Krusty Jeez, I was working on my holiday special all night when the fatso got attacked. You happy?
Marge Prove it!
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Ooh, Marge. I love it. Bring the fire. *pans the camera dramatically*
Task: Collect Magnifying Glasses [x150]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
Task: Make Krusty Call His Lawyer (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Question Krusty (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
If the user has Mary Tannenbaum: Task: Make Mary Tannenbaum Get Dramatic Interrogation Footage (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Marge Consider Waterboarding (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
If the user has Herb Tannenbaum: Task: Make Herb Tannenbaum Try to Get on Camera (4h, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Marge Alright. Your alibi checks out.
Marge For now...
Krusty I told you! Also, what'd you think of the rough cut of my special? Should I keep or take out all the insensitive jokes?
Marge You already know the answer to that.
Krusty I really don't. That was genuine. Anyway, can I go?
Marge For now...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 4[edit]

After completing No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 3:
Homer Lisa? Marge? Strange woman with a camera crew? What are you doing up here at Mt. Useful? Are you coming to cheer me on?!
Lisa We ran out of leads in the Santa case, so thought we'd come question people doing the sleigh race. They all have a motive, as you know.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png And I'm filming it for cable TV. *whip pans camera to Bart's reaction*
Bart I'm confused, so are you a producer, TV executive, writer, director, or camera operator?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png We make so many Heartmark movies a year that you end up doing a little of everything.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Last year I was a teamster building sets and then replaced Debra Messing for the lead role in a movie after "Will and Grace" got rebooted for the third time.
Homer Well, this is fun! The whole family is here! Me and Bart will be out there snowmobiling if you need us.
Lisa Actually, Dad. Where were you on the night of Santa's attack?
Homer Wait, waaaaaaaaaaaa??!!
Task: Collect Magnifying Glasses [x175]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
Task: Make Lisa Question Her Own Father (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Mary Tannenbaum: Task: Make Mary Tannenbaum Get Reaction Shots (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Marge Interview Other Racers (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Homer Sorry, what was your name again?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Mary Tannenbaum.
Homer Right. And you're Herb Tannenbaum?
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png Nice to meet ya.
Homer And you two AREN'T related?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png *looking at Herb* He's a tree...
Homer It just doesn't make sense. Same last name — heavily featured in the plot of this update. Are you married to each other?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Nope!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 5[edit]

After completing No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 4:
Wiggum Ah, I'm here to sign up for the sleigh race.
Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon.png Sure, just fill out the sheet here, and make sure to list the details on what sort of sleigh power you'll be using, as we have some strict rules.
Wiggum My little chariot runs on police-issued pepper spray.
Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon.png Okay, so it's fueled entirely by pepper spray.
Wiggum I also have a few prisoners Rudolphing the sleigh in exchange for decreased jail time.
Tapped Out Park Ranger Icon.png That seems illegal.
Wiggum Well, they committed crimes. So yes, it would be illegal in that sense.
Marge Chief Wiggum? You're joining the sleigh race? What about the investigation!?
Wiggum Oh, that? I solved Santa's whole attack thing already. It was like Murder on the Orient Express — his reindeer teamed up and did it.
Lisa That's the worst investigating of all time.
Wiggum *chuckles* I was just kidding! It wasn't a bunch of reindeer — it was Snake.
Lisa Again with Snake? You can't just place blame on someone because they've committed almost every other crime in the city's history.
Wiggum I'm not. I'm placing blame on him because he works at the Bag a Reindeer Hunting Range where the crime took place.
Lisa Wait, what?
Wiggum Case...a-closed. I win cop of the year. Now to win this sleigh race!
Task: Collect Magnifying Glasses [x175]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
Task: Make Lisa Be Amazed That Wiggum Did Police Work (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Wiggum Fail to Provide Any More Evidence (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Marge Be Certain Snake is the Culprit (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Marge Snake...Jailbird.
Tapped Out Santa Snake Icon.png Marge...Simpson.
Homer Homer...Simpson.
Marge Homer? What are you doing here?
Homer I saw you run off all of a sudden toward Santa's Village. I was just wondering what's going on, thought I'd follow. Crap, I forgot Bart at Mt. Useful. Gotta go! *runs off*
Marge Now, where were we?
Tapped Out Santa Snake Icon.png Saying each other's names, slowly, apparently.
Marge So you work here at Bag a Reindeer Hunting Range. Did you work the night of the attack on Santa?
Tapped Out Santa Snake Icon.png I did. Bagged more that night than ever before. But I was already off when the attack happened.
Tapped Out Santa Snake Icon.png I headed from work to Moe's at 9:37pm for a beer. Then stopped at Kwik-E-Mart for a quick robbing at 10:20pm. Then home and into bed promptly at 10:45pm to watch my baking show.
Lisa That's a very specific timeline. Almost as if...you'd practiced it.
Tapped Out Santa Snake Icon.png Or...I've been through this many times before and I've learned to cover my own butt any time someone gets clubbed in the back of the head.
Marge Well now. Isn't that interesting. I don't believe the reports ever released the information that Santa was hit in the back of the head.
Tapped Out Santa Snake Icon.png They did, actually. But good try. It would've been really cool if that had been true though.
Lisa Yeah, Mom. They did actually say that.
Marge Alright, well we're still gonna check your alibi!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10