The Unpossible World of Ralph Wiggum/Quotes

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Ralph Wiggum: Welcome, to inside my head.

Chief Wiggum: That's my boy!

Ralph: "I once tried to dig a hole to China but got lost."

Canadian: Welcome to Canda, eh.

Ralph: "At School, I learned that glue is made from horses and cows!" I'm stuck. "My mommy told me about the little man who turns out the light in the refreigerator when I close the doors."

Little man: You did wrong, Ralphie! Just tfor that I'm makin' the bologna go bad.

Ralph: No! Please, not the bologna! "He's kinda mean." "Once, I wanted to know if butterflies taste like butter or like flies." I'm sorry! I'm sorry! "If the groundhog dies, will it stay winter forever!"

Kent Brockman: Throw away that suntan lotion, Springfield. The groundhog has seen the shadow. The shadow of the valley of death!

Ralph: Time to put my brain to bed bye-bye!

Chief Wiggum: Actually, he favours ohis mother's side.