Bartman's Bottom 40

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Bartman's Bottom 40

Comic Story information Released: October 1995 Comic series: Bartman Pages: 1

Bartman's Bottom 40 is a Bartman comic story first printed in Bartman: The Best of the Best!.

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1. Bullies with mega-strength superpowers.
2. Parents who tell their friends about your "cute little costume".
3. School nights.
4. Learning the hard way that Man was not meant to fly.
5. Sidekicks that can't stay up past nine o'clock.
6. Using allowance to pay off anonymous tipsters.
7. Forgetting that the mobsters and the Mayor drive black limos.
8. The fine line between superhero and psycho-vigilante.
9. Sliding down the Bartpole in shorts.
10. Slick Hollywood exports that try to exploit your good name.
11. The universe imploding upon itself and restarting again with subtle changes.
12. Chronic cowl-head.
13. Having homework to do before going out and bustin' heads.
14. Sharpening the giant pencil in the Bartcave.
15. Police Chiefs that only give you 24 hours to crack the case.
16. Houseboy's lactose intolerance.
17. Contracting TMJ from all that teeth gritting.
18. Psychotic villains that don't use deodorant.
19. Bartdog's bout with compulsive tail chasing.
20. The Bartcave's persistent mildew.
21. Maniac Beef Jerky Monsters from Dimension Q.
22. Getting caught soliloquizing.
23. Cape-burn.
24. Defective grappling hooks.
25. Curious sisters searching for blackmail material.
26. Comic Book Shops that are closed on Sunday.
27. Self-centered reporters.
28. Poorly paved streets and sidewalks.
29. Bad guys who don't use old warehouses or castles for hideouts.
30. Any use of the word "techno".
31. Senses-shattering adventures not being as senses-shattering as the good old days.
32. The obvious merchandising ploy in the "New Look" Radioactive Man Adventures television show.
33. Lax security at the pen where they send the costumed super-villains.
34. The criminal menace named Sideshow Bob.
35. Misjudging the distance between the window and the tree.
36. Houseboy's stash of Malibu Stacey comics.
37. A lifetime of radiation exposure, yet no cool powers.
38. "Intimidating voice" is just not intimidating.
39. Being a street fighting man in a town full of sidewalks.
40. Taking a bite out of crime and getting it stuck between your teeth.