Cross Country Clown/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Oh boy! I can't believe it! I won something! I actually won!

Lisa: What did you win, Bart?

Bart: First prize in Krusty's "One Hundred and One Uses for a Cherry Bomb" contest! it's an all-expenses trip to Krusty's Kalifornia Axperience.

Lisa: Why would they build an amusement park about the California experience in California? That doesn't make any sense!

Marge: Just one minute, young man! You need a chaperone! Either me or your father!

Bart: Hmmm... that's a tough one. Okay, mom, how much junk food can I eat?

Marge: Well, since it is a vacation, I guess you can have one Krusty Burger.

Homer: This is a vacation! We'll eat until we puke!

Bart: Okay, I'm taking Homer!

Homer: California's not in another country? D'oh! Now I owe Moe twenty bucks!

Krusty the Clown: Hey! Hey! Make way for the clown! Sorry I'm late, but trying to get through security wearing exploding clown shoes is a big airport "no-no"!

Bart: Get, Krusty, look out the window! There's a monster on the wing!

Krusty: Oh my god! There is a monster on the wing! We're all gonna die!

Stewardess: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to restrain yourself! You're upsetting the other passengers!

Krusty: Who cares about the others? I'm a celebrity! I deserve special treatment!

Bart: It's just a joke, man! Look, it's only a sticker I put on the window!

Homer: Quiet! I'm trying to watch the movie!

Krusty: But you didn't even rent the headphones!

Homer: That's why you have to be quiet! I'm making up my own dialogue, and I don't want to get off track!

Bart: Can't you just pay for the trip?

Homer: Someday when you're older, you'll understand that daddies have to spend their money on the necessities of life... like beer and donuts!