Otto's Gnarly Snowboarder's Glossary/Quotes

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Otto Mann: [pointing to the title graphic] "Gnarly". That means it totally shreds.

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Otto: Showboarding is not just a sport ... it's a lifestyle ... and a language ... and a way to slide down a hill. But if you don't savvy the board lingo, you could get lost in more ways than one. Here's an example:

Dolph Starbeam: Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!

Kearney Zzyzwicz: [quizzically, having no idea what Dolph just said] Huh?

Otto: Don't let this happen to you. Here's what should've happened.

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Dolph: Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!

Kearney: [smiling] Wicked!

Otto: [chagrined] Oh. Guess that part was the same. But at least he understood what the other dude said!

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Otto: And now you can understand by using this handy snowboarder's translator!