A Cold Day in Springfield/Quotes
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- Bart: Man, that's one deep snowdrift!
- Homer: Must... find... cheesy puffs!
- Marge: That's not a drift. it snowed almost twenty feet last night!
- Bart: Twenty feet?!
- Bart: A perfectly good snow day... ruined by snow! Stupid irony!
- Milhouse Van Houten: ...come in, Bart! This is Milhouse. Over!
- Bart: This is Bart! Come in, Milhouse. Over!
- Milhouse: Gosh, Bart, is your house buried, too?
- Bart: Yeah, this stinks.
- Milhouse: Why don't you come over to my house?
- Bart: How am I supposed to get there? Dig my way over? Waitaminnit! That's it! I think I've figured out of here without dying a hoorible, frozen death!
- Milhouse: Oh boy, count me in!
- Milhouse: Anything Bart's delivery service can bring you, Principal Skinner?
- Agnes Skinner: Did you was the dishes, Seymour? Did you use detergent? And water? Which sponge did you use?
- Principal Skinner: Sweet oblivion, please.
- Chief Wiggum: Wer'e commandeering these tunnels, boy! Now runt along!
- Bart: That's not fair!
- Chief Wiggum: Sure it is. We called dibs in the event of civic emergency!
- Bart: Sorry, chief! First rule of business is you gotta stay one step ahead of the competition! Now, excuse me while I get back to work.
