The Dickens You Say/Quotes
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- Edna Krabappel: Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.
- Krusty the Clown: Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.
- Lisa: This isn't going to work, Bart.
- Bart: Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.
- Bart: Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated R!
- Homer: We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.
- Bart: Aw, man...
- Homer: So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.
- Homer: Aw, man...
- Bart: Like you've actually read Great Exaggerations.
- Lisa: As a matter of fact, I have.
- Bart: I'll bet you haven't.
- Lisa: I have!
- Bart: Get real.
- Lisa: I read it!
- Bart: In your dreams.
- Lisa: I'll prove it to you!
- Milhouse Van Houten: So, did you get the report finished?
- Bart: In the bag, Milhouse, my man.
- Milhouse: How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?
- Bart: Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.
- Milhouse: Is that like ritalin?
