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The Seven Diddly Sins!/Quotes

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Ned Flanders: First up, the sin of not returning thing you borrowed!
Homer: What do you want, Flanders?
Ned: My barbecue, my deck chairs, and my lawn mower!
Homer: I didn't borrow your lawn mower!
Ned: It's right there in your garage along with my son Rod who was mowing your lawn!
Homer: Oh... right. Can I borrow him for a little longer? I need to clean the gutters.

Database: And then in the third season finale of "Star Trek: The Next Generation"--
Comic Book Guy: Silence! Not everyone has seen that episode!
Database: But it was broadcast in 1990! Surely there's a state of limitations on...
Comic Book Guy: Get out! No one will spoil the sunning twist of captain Picard becoming one of the Borg in my store!

Lisa: I think that if you care about mother earth, not recycling is a sin!
Bart: I agree! That's why I'm recycling my vegetables from dinner!

Mr. Burns: The greatest sin of all is not taking proper care of one's pets! That's why I make sure mine get enough exercise and are fed a diet that includes free range meat!

Krusty the Clown: I think that if you care about mother earth, not recycling is a sin!
Lisa: Hey! You're just repeating what I said earlier!
Krusty: Of course! I'm recycling your materiel! That's what I do! I haven't written anything original in years!