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Revision as of 12:22, July 7, 2014 by AleWi (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Bart''': What's the difference between the brown stew and the green stew? :'''Squeaky-Voiced Teen''': Well... one is brown and the other is green...")
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Bart: What's the difference between the brown stew and the green stew?
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Well... one is brown and the other is green.

Bart: Great googly moogly! Gil, you'r the chef in this kitchen nightmare?
Gil: I just got the job.
Bart: You food has got me in a bad mood.
Gil: What did you expect to find back here? a gourmet, five-star kitchen?
Bart: I did hope to find some grub that doesn't smell like old sneakers.
Gil: You gotta understand... I can only cook with what the school district gives me.

Bart: We're not just gonna make lunch. We gonna make history!
Bart: I need salisbury steak!
Gil: Yes, chef!
Bart: I need fish sticks!
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Yes, chef!
Bart: I need tater tots!
Squeaky-Voiced Teen & Gil: Yes, chef!

Sherri & Terri: Mmm!!!
Milhouse: Check it out! Wendell's actually keeping his lunch down!
Nelson: For once I don't want to smash my lunch over the closest ner'ds head!
Martin: Huzzah!
Edna: Mmm. I have to admit the teriyaki sauce hides the usual aftertaste.
Seymour Skinner: I can hardly tell that i's a low-grade beef substitute.

Seymour Skinner: It's a shame you can't do it again.
Bart: Sure we can!
Seymour Skinner: No you can't. You used up a whole semester supply of food and spices to make this one lunch!
Bart: D'oh!