The "X" Men/Quotes
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- Milhouse: But without teachers, what will we do?
- Martin Prince: First, we need to choose a new leader! I suggest we hold a democratic election. Or we could just crazy.
- Kids: Yaaaaah!
- Bart: Ah... so the problem is l'amour? Tell me all about it.
- Seymour Skinner: Tell you my problem? The last time I did that you spray painted it on the side of the school. And that ointment you gave me for it turned out to be super glue.
- Bart: That was the old Bart. The prankster. He's long gone.
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, who am I fooling? Agnes was the Emma Peel to my Mr. Steed! Her eyes! Her lips! She aged like a bitter wine!
- Seymour Skinner: Do you mind? She's my mother.
- Comic Book Guy: One day, I will say these words! I am your father!
- Seymour Skinner: Nooooo!
- Dr. Nick: Why don't you go next, Mr. Screaming Man?
- Otto: You dudes saved me! Rock on! If anyone needs me, I'll be going into shock now!
- Patty: That was amazing! I haven't felt this alive since "MacGyver" went off the air!
- Comic Book Guy: Truly this is the greatest coming together of heroes since Avengers Comics issue number one!
- Dr. Nick: Yes, everyone's lives have gotten better! Thanks to my advice!
- Judge Snyder: That's all well and good but we're here for your malpractice trail! Now did you or did your not use a pony heart in Mr. Anderson's transplant?
- Dr. Nick: Aren't you feeling healthy as a horse?
- Mr. Anderson: Nay!
