| Homer Simpson Productions Present A Homer Simpson Joint: Homer's Guide To The Beach!
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Homer Simpson Productions Present A Homer Simpson Joint: Homer's Guide To The Beach! is a comic story featured in The Simpsons Summer Shindig #1.
Plot
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Homer tells how you conduct yourselves on the beach and tell it through pictures to his guide.
The guide
There's only one problem with taking you family to the beach, your family has to come along. When you get to the beach you need to pick a good spot fast before threy're all gone. Remember, we share the beach with nature, so it's our job to keep the beach claean but the nature should do its partm too. Making a sand castle is hard, but making a trash castle is easy and saves you a trip to the trashcan. People say, that tanning is unsafe and that it may cause melon ammonia. Those people are pale dorks. Don't listen to them. Remember, if you get tired of swiming, just call a lifeguard, they ahve to pull you out. It's their job. The beach is a great place to rekindle romace and let your kids run wild. And if you get chased off the beach because you annoyed people and broke some laws, don't worry. There are thousands of miles of other beaches in the United States where nobodoy's ever head of you.
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