Moe Meets His Match/Quotes
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- Lenny: Hi, Moe. Hey, Barney.
- Carl: Hi, Moe. Hey, Barney.
- Homer: Hi, Marney. Hey, Boe. Anything new?
- Moe: Well, now that you mention it...
- Homer: Great Gravy! What is this? I can get beer and food now? I wonder if Marge and the kids whould consider moving here?
- Mandy: I wish i had receipts ta count. Mostly I just read junk mail i steal from my neighbors.
- Moe: Oh yeah? I do that too. Y'know, except at Christmas. Durn' the holidays i'm too busy...
- Mandy & Moe: Sticking my head in the oven!
- Homer: Yo've got a girlfriend? Ooh la la! Look at me! I'm Moe! I like girls! I'm fancy
- Moe: I haven't feared for my life this bad since I sold state secrets to the North Koreans! I have to fire her!
- Carl: Moe, she's you employee and your girlfriend. She could sue you for sexual harassment!
- Mandy: Did I ever tell you what I did to the last guy that dumped me? I burnt down his house! Just like i'm gonna do to the next crumbum that breaks my heart!
