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The Invincible Principal/Quotes

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Bart: I am.... how yo say?... Ze master of Ze art, no? Wait 'til everyone gets to school tomorrow morning!

Seymour Skinner: But what, Bart? Come to my office.
Bart: Look, Seymour, if you think I wrote that "thank you teacher" hooey...
Seymour Skinner: I know you didn't Bart.
Seymour Skinner: :Bart: What?

Because I wrote it!

Bart: Tag your own school? Are you sniffing library paste?

Edna: Bart, I didn't know you cared. So nice of you to spray that you love me.
Bart: Aargh!

Bart (thinking) I'll paint a new tag now! Kids'll see it on the way beck from lunch... :Seymour Skinner: before Skinner can change it!

Seymour Skinner: Spray paint's expensive, isn't it? You're probably down to your last few squirts. So take a look... ...at these! And I 'm buying even moer! You can't outpaint a man who controls the school's art budget1
Bart: [GULP!]
Seymour Skinner: Let's get back to your class. Our regulation 37-minute lunch hour is almost at and end.