Bart's Army Marching Song
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Bart's Army Marching Song is a song sang by Bart and his army when they were marching into war against Nelson.
Lyrics
- Bart: I got a B in arithmetic.
- Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
- Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick.
- Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.
- Bart: We are rubber, you are glue.
- Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
- Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
- Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
- Bart: Sound off.
- Army: One! Two!
- Bart: Sound off!
- Army: Three!! Four!!
- Bart: In English class I did the best.
- Army: In English class I did the best.
- Bart: Because I cheated on the test.
- Army: Because I cheated on the test.
- Bart: Sound off.
- Army: One! Two!
- Bart: I can't hear you!
- Army: Three!! Four!!
- Bart: We are happy, we are merry.
- Army: We are happy, we are merry.
- Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary.
- Army: We got a rhyming dictionary.
- Bart: Sound off.
- Army: One! Two!
- Bart: One more time!
- Army: Three! Four!
- Bart: Bring it on home now!
- Army: One! Two! Three! Four!
One! Two! ... Three-Four!
Behind the Laughter
The song was written by John Swartzwelder.
